Why Men Don't Live As Long As Women

Once again, these were e-mailed to me, if you don't like it you know what to do... e-mail me!

Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant.

That CAN'T be right..

Ummmm?.at least someone's holding the ladder steady

Isn't this a violation of the seatbelt laws?

Shouldn't he be wearing a lifejacket?

Wonder what HE makes an hour? It can't be enough.

Who needs a truck?

Oh yeah, THAT's safe!

HMMM, maybe he couldn't see the huge yellow sign that said CLEARANCE.

Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck.

No problem, I can see through the holes.

It starts at a young age and just gets worse.

You hold it while I whack it with this hammer.

A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders.

Ropes are for sissies.

All I wanna know is, HOW?

Now I wanna know why

And Lastly... Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages