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Why Men Don't Live As Long As Women

Once again, these were e-mailed to me, if you don't like it you know what to do... e-mail me!


Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder, brilliant.


That CAN'T be right..


Ummmm?.at least someone's holding the ladder steady


Isn't this a violation of the seatbelt laws?


Shouldn't he be wearing a lifejacket?


Wonder what HE makes an hour? It can't be enough.


Who needs a truck?


Oh yeah, THAT's safe!


HMMM, maybe he couldn't see the huge yellow sign that said CLEARANCE.


Hey, he has a special license to drive that truck.


No problem, I can see through the holes.


It starts at a young age and just gets worse.


You hold it while I whack it with this hammer.


A new OSHA approved substitute for ladders.


Ropes are for sissies.


All I wanna know is, HOW?


Now I wanna know why

And Lastly... Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages