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An elementary school teacher was teaching a lesson, helping children learn about their senses, including taste and color. She began by giving them Lifesavers...

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your Father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're butt-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!